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Barack Obama: 60 min.

In his first interview since winning the election, President-elect Barack Obama talks to Steve Kroft about a variety of issues, including the ailing economy, national security, Iraq, and more.

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Jesse Jackson ‘Nuts’ About Obama


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Hillary’s Pipe Dream


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Dear Abby,

Dear Abby,
My husband is a liar and a
cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and when I confront
him, he denies everything.
What’s worse, everyone knows
that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating.
Also, since he lost his job six
years ago, he hasn’t even looked for a new one. All he does all day is
smoke […]

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This is a real sign.


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I Love Country Music.


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Call Me Nuts…


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Hillary’s Deal With the Devil

Hillary was finishing up a day as Senator for New York when the Devil suddenly appeared in her office and made her an offer…
“I am here to offer you a deal,” the Devil said. “I will give you unlimited wealth, even more power, and a media that will pander to your every whim. In return, […]

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Republican National Convention Schedule

New York, NY
6:00 PM Opening Prayer, led by the Rev. Jerry Falwell
6:30 PM Pledge of Allegiance
6:35 PM Burning of Bill of Rights (excluding 2nd amendment)
6:45 PM Salute to the Coalition of the Willing
6:46 PM Seminar #1: Getting your kid a military deferment
7:30 PM First Presidential Beer Bong
7:35 PM Serve Freedom Fries
7:40 PM EPA Address #1: […]

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Democratic National Convention Schedule

Boston, Massachusetts
6:00 PM - Opening Flag Burning Ceremony
6:05 PM - Pledge of Allegiance to the U.N.
6:15 PM - Secular Prayers by Rev. Jesse Jackson and Rev. Al Sharpton
6:30 PM - Antiwar Concert by Barbara Streisand
6:40 PM - Ted Kennedy Proposes a Toast
7:00 PM - Tribute to France
7:10 PM - Collect Offerings for al-Zawahri Defense Fund
7:25 […]

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